no indiana

indiana jones sucked. i usually love special effects but the ones in the movie were crap. the whole thing was just retarded. anyways indiana jones used to be huge in the 80s. i never knew. i always thought it was some ride at disneyland. apparantly the movie was what inspired the ride. wow.

why indiana jones blows:

1) harisson ford as indiana was painful.

i am sure once upon a time the dude was hot. at least according to my parents. for me, harisson ford and hot do not belong in the same sentence. indiana is supposed to be fast moving hero, no? in this movie he moves about as fast as i do when it is raining heavily in the morning and there's school. i spent 2 hours of my life watching an old man throw his whip around lamely.

2) there was a huge snake that freaked the shit outta me.

3) crystal skull? not made by human hands? spaceships? damn that spielberg is obssessed!
did u see the alien like thingys? that thing looked just like an uncute e.t, ok? when i saw the skull and the drawings, and then i remembered that this was a spielberg picture, i realised that i've been conned into letting him sell me the idea that aliens exist. aliens that are superior to humans, who possess knowledge that the human mind cannot handle. nabei.
dude needs to stop insisting that aliens exist. i mean, maybe they do. but incorporating that into an adventure film? indiana? too much man.

4) the fighting sequences were crap. in order to accomodate the slowed reaction time and decreased agility of ford. with all due respect, i'd rather watch the kid in forbidden kingdom fight.

Why i allowed myself to believe for a second that this show might have been ok:

1) shia lebeouf

2) i loved the ride in disneyland. but i forgot that i was 7 then so i loved everything.


DO NOT WATCH.

tonight euro starts. i remember in sec 4 i was obssessed and i was thinking next euro i'll be 19.. so old...must wait so long...
and cristiano was still a kid who just played one season in the EPL, who cried when he lost. now he's the best player on the planet. zidane and figo and no longer playing. portugal is now a favorite and not the underdog.. and greece still sux. and england's not even playing HAHA.

p/s: i think euro owns world cup hands down. cant wait.
pp/s: noone will make me watch satc. NO ONE.

WONG OUT