i just got back from a 4 hour tv marathon. goodness gracious. kena sabo by carol. enchanted is kinda funny. the girl that does the princess role is damn good. she's got everything down from the jerky movements and sudden twirls to the wispy voice. go watch go watch.
forum sells pepperfridge zomg. i am gonna get the membership card so i can replenish my stock everyday.
life is pretty leelac these days. in a calm before the storm kinda way. i will take it a step at a time la.
wong the nuclear bomb
Saturday, March 29, 2008
Friday, March 28, 2008
bruise red
pardon the title, my bruise is omega red and bigger than ever. stupid koh i thought if i rubbed it it'd get better?!
step up 2 is all about the dance that's all NOTHING MORE. bitch i can take in the lame plot but give me bearable dialogue please! i went in there expecting bad plot bad acting cos it's a DANCE movie, but man, some parts i wanted to poke my eye out. den helped smuggle some alcohol in which i tried to numb the pain with. cept that it was like 6% so it didnt really work.
ya ya we all know step up 2 is SUPPOSED to have a bad plot. we go watch it for the moves and maybe the songs. like we watch die hard for the special effects and bombs. jackie for the stunts. and harold and kumar cos i want to marry harold. but here's a list of the worst bits bout step up 2. spoilers ahead be warned.
THINGS ABOUT STEP UP 2 THAT MAKE ME WANNA LALA
1) this movie is racist. why must andy's 2 best friends be black/hispanic whatever huh. why must andy's mom's best friend be black huh. WE GET IT that andy is not a princess and that she's been roughin' it out in da hood ok! ya andy is supposed to be tough hood rat (which she reminds us by saying ' i am not some prissy princess' or some shit when the channing tatum guy asks her to go to MSA) but what. tough white girls have black best friends?? cos they are too tough for other princessy white girls?? bullshit i tell u. to remind the viewer that andy is not our typical white girl princess, they decide to make her stalk through the halls of MSA (with a very hood 'dont mess cuz mah homies will be on your back' stance no less) and then have her bang into a cello carrying geek so that andy can growl ' watch it' in a fearsome manner to reflect her street cred.
2) we do not care about the characters' inner struggles. stop wasting time trying to make chaze seem deeper than he really is. get andy to stop talking bout texas or her mother cos i really dont care. we are wasting time here. why are they sitting on a frigging tree trying to be deep and soulful when they should be out dancing! we paid to see headspins and isolations performed by shallow dancers, not contrived pensive shit! now get off that tree and start dancing.
3) did u guys see andy's attempt at a national day rally?! zomg. the part at the club when she climbed onto the podium and spouted shit like ' it's not about what u've got, it's bout making good of what u've got.' and 'dance is about...not...' damn i forsee pesky teenagers using those lines for the msn nicks.
ZOMG and at the moment when she starts speaking, the headmaster dude has to come in?? ooh perfect timing i say. he even had the audicity to look impressed. the rain was ugh. but i forgive, cos it made the dance omega cool. but andy jumping onto the headmaster when he tells her to come back to school?? in the rain?? damn that was painful.
i say, buy a dvd and fast forward to the dance scenes. saves time, saves pain.
wong the atomic bomb
step up 2 is all about the dance that's all NOTHING MORE. bitch i can take in the lame plot but give me bearable dialogue please! i went in there expecting bad plot bad acting cos it's a DANCE movie, but man, some parts i wanted to poke my eye out. den helped smuggle some alcohol in which i tried to numb the pain with. cept that it was like 6% so it didnt really work.
ya ya we all know step up 2 is SUPPOSED to have a bad plot. we go watch it for the moves and maybe the songs. like we watch die hard for the special effects and bombs. jackie for the stunts. and harold and kumar cos i want to marry harold. but here's a list of the worst bits bout step up 2. spoilers ahead be warned.
THINGS ABOUT STEP UP 2 THAT MAKE ME WANNA LALA
1) this movie is racist. why must andy's 2 best friends be black/hispanic whatever huh. why must andy's mom's best friend be black huh. WE GET IT that andy is not a princess and that she's been roughin' it out in da hood ok! ya andy is supposed to be tough hood rat (which she reminds us by saying ' i am not some prissy princess' or some shit when the channing tatum guy asks her to go to MSA) but what. tough white girls have black best friends?? cos they are too tough for other princessy white girls?? bullshit i tell u. to remind the viewer that andy is not our typical white girl princess, they decide to make her stalk through the halls of MSA (with a very hood 'dont mess cuz mah homies will be on your back' stance no less) and then have her bang into a cello carrying geek so that andy can growl ' watch it' in a fearsome manner to reflect her street cred.
2) we do not care about the characters' inner struggles. stop wasting time trying to make chaze seem deeper than he really is. get andy to stop talking bout texas or her mother cos i really dont care. we are wasting time here. why are they sitting on a frigging tree trying to be deep and soulful when they should be out dancing! we paid to see headspins and isolations performed by shallow dancers, not contrived pensive shit! now get off that tree and start dancing.
3) did u guys see andy's attempt at a national day rally?! zomg. the part at the club when she climbed onto the podium and spouted shit like ' it's not about what u've got, it's bout making good of what u've got.' and 'dance is about...not...' damn i forsee pesky teenagers using those lines for the msn nicks.
ZOMG and at the moment when she starts speaking, the headmaster dude has to come in?? ooh perfect timing i say. he even had the audicity to look impressed. the rain was ugh. but i forgive, cos it made the dance omega cool. but andy jumping onto the headmaster when he tells her to come back to school?? in the rain?? damn that was painful.
i say, buy a dvd and fast forward to the dance scenes. saves time, saves pain.
wong the atomic bomb
Thursday, March 27, 2008
Hate thursdays..cos it's my longest day of the week with 5 hours straight of lessons. Haha ok true true no big deal but it is cos it's like my "alone" day where i just zombie around in school from lesson to lesson all alone. Den in between spend 15 mins gobbling lunch down myself..which is totally, i admit, loser-like despite my attempt to put on the bravest "i-think-eating-alone-is-cool" face. Although sometimes it is quite cool to have some alone time and not have to deal with some friends that constantly need a lot of attention, but still it's quite hard to have three blank seats staring back at you. But oh well, it's only 15 mins so ya i should stop whining. Well at least today i found a fellow alone friend and we ate lunch together!! I see some light in the remaining thursdays of mine now!
I wonder why I can never seem to stay awake during Chinese lectures. I mean the lecturer is quite funny you know, so it's not like a case of it's CHINESE lecture, what do you expect. He's Taiwanese and is like a total ah bian lookalike and he's so random it's quite funny. I think it's just the air-con and the _R_s around me who make me wana just close my eyes so i don't have to look or listen to them.
Yesterday was like the longest day ever and was too tired to blog about Step Up 2. Anyway, it was da bomb haha..cool moves and clubbing songs which just made my roommie and i wana start imitating their moves despite our obvious lack of dancing talent. We were so inspired we decided to lock ourselves in our rooms, blast the music and "freestyle" our way through. But no one would wana see us dance la i mean our dance is the kind where it'll be under the comedy section if put on YouTube and garner at least 50,000 views haha. Cool as it sounds, that would mean that we would have to start cutting holes in paper bags and put it over our heads when we go to school. Anyway, just a random fact, "Crank That" moves are really quite manageable hahah we tried learning them in the room through a YouTube video guide (can you believe it they even have guides) and for once we didn't look like we were possessed instead of dancing. Ok, before anyone start having weird or inaccurate impressions of the stupid, lame lives we lead in our rooms, let me clarify that we are perfectly sane and normal and yes we do retardedly rap along with songs and dance along in order to destressss. So bottomline is Step Up's cool, shitty predictable plot but damn cool moves, JabbaWockies even guest starred inside, though i still prefer Kaba Modern.
Looking forward to Channel 8 nine o'clock show, still feeing angsty that i missed it yesterday,
Jig Jac
I wonder why I can never seem to stay awake during Chinese lectures. I mean the lecturer is quite funny you know, so it's not like a case of it's CHINESE lecture, what do you expect. He's Taiwanese and is like a total ah bian lookalike and he's so random it's quite funny. I think it's just the air-con and the _R_s around me who make me wana just close my eyes so i don't have to look or listen to them.
Yesterday was like the longest day ever and was too tired to blog about Step Up 2. Anyway, it was da bomb haha..cool moves and clubbing songs which just made my roommie and i wana start imitating their moves despite our obvious lack of dancing talent. We were so inspired we decided to lock ourselves in our rooms, blast the music and "freestyle" our way through. But no one would wana see us dance la i mean our dance is the kind where it'll be under the comedy section if put on YouTube and garner at least 50,000 views haha. Cool as it sounds, that would mean that we would have to start cutting holes in paper bags and put it over our heads when we go to school. Anyway, just a random fact, "Crank That" moves are really quite manageable hahah we tried learning them in the room through a YouTube video guide (can you believe it they even have guides) and for once we didn't look like we were possessed instead of dancing. Ok, before anyone start having weird or inaccurate impressions of the stupid, lame lives we lead in our rooms, let me clarify that we are perfectly sane and normal and yes we do retardedly rap along with songs and dance along in order to destressss. So bottomline is Step Up's cool, shitty predictable plot but damn cool moves, JabbaWockies even guest starred inside, though i still prefer Kaba Modern.
Looking forward to Channel 8 nine o'clock show, still feeing angsty that i missed it yesterday,
Jig Jac
Wednesday, March 26, 2008
red tongue
i burnt my tongue it's really really painful. and i missed the 9 o clock show knn. scruffy and the fong seng cat tried to attack me.
Monday, March 24, 2008
wong is red.
ah genius of the century figured out how to post. jig jac is sitting across me sniggering at my incompetance.
yes i conformed and now i have a blog. this is omega roxox.
i shall start my virgin post with a list cos i like making lists.
LIST OF PEOPLE WHO SHOULDN'T COME TO THIS SITE:
1) english teachers
2) princesses/goddesses
3) people who name their pink pens pinky
4) people who wear red skinny jeans ( ouch )
5) people who i call mom
6) people who i call pa
if u fit in any of the above categories, go ahead and read my posts but if u get omega pissed off HAHA SERVES U RIGHT.
here is another list cos i like making lists
WHAT I DO AT 9 EVERY WEEKNIGHT:
1) watch channel 8.
there i am done. first post up and more to come i hope.
wong the bomb
yes i conformed and now i have a blog. this is omega roxox.
i shall start my virgin post with a list cos i like making lists.
LIST OF PEOPLE WHO SHOULDN'T COME TO THIS SITE:
1) english teachers
2) princesses/goddesses
3) people who name their pink pens pinky
4) people who wear red skinny jeans ( ouch )
5) people who i call mom
6) people who i call pa
if u fit in any of the above categories, go ahead and read my posts but if u get omega pissed off HAHA SERVES U RIGHT.
here is another list cos i like making lists
WHAT I DO AT 9 EVERY WEEKNIGHT:
1) watch channel 8.
there i am done. first post up and more to come i hope.
wong the bomb
Introduction...
So anyway...this is my absolute first blog post ever in my life..and yes it's a combined blog with my dear little roomie, wong. Yes, i do love her but please please i'm straight ok..i just love her in a "i-noe-her-since-sec-one-and-we've-been-buddies-ever-since" kinda way so no weird thoughts pls..guess we just decided to have a combined blog to let some steam out, not that we don't already do that to each other about almost everything haha but ya we just thought a combined blog would be fun..okok fine basically we just have nothing better to do..i swear it's gonna be hard to keep some things we say anonymous but ya of course i'll try my very best..as you can see...yes,we do bitch but before anyone starts bitching about us instead, let me clarify that it's just harmless bitching NOT mean, "i-want-her-dead", burnbook kinda bitching. I cant believe in my first post ever and i've already used the inverted dash dash inverted thing TWICE. I mean yaa i do agree it's damn high school..but not like that has stopped me from using it. Hah oh wells. So ya anyway, this morning i woke up and brushed my teeth, washed my face, packed my bag and...haha come on you din think this blog was gonna be this tasteless did you? hah shit did i just unknowingly insulted some people's blog? hmm i mean everything's subjective in life so for all i know, maybe some people really do enjoy reading such blogs that ya are seriously updating people about their lives so much so that 5 words into reading the blog i'm all ready to study..hey that's a good idea to get yourself down to studying..ok i swear i m the crappest person on earth but oh well..it has served me well in many occasions so it's a skillllll ok?
Before i start getting whacked i shall grudgingly sign off,
Jig Jac
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